WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?— tumblrbot
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(via theworstday)
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(Source: likeneelyohara, via theworstday)
KATE IT IS YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY.
hope your day is as bullshit wonderful as this guys entire life <3
xoxoxoxoxox
- Alan: If you had a catfish, would it come out of the pond and try and get in your bedroom at night by scratching on the window?
- Stephen: What do--
- Alan: Meow. Meeoow.
- Stephen: Look, this is not a kindergarten. I'm not going to sit here for an hour while you get on with handy craft and I have to answer fatuous questions.
dear self, would you please be so kind as to do one of the eighty things waiting for you, instead of trawling tumblr? furthermore, sitting around with wet hair in a t-shirt is not only going to ruin your hair for the next week, but is probably going to earn you some sort of virus. regards, self.
(Source: theworstday)
